{"id":1542,"date":"2008-11-01T22:17:15","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T20:17:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/?p=1542"},"modified":"2008-11-03T23:21:32","modified_gmt":"2008-11-03T21:21:32","slug":"et-phone-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/?p=1542","title":{"rendered":"E.T. phone home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I hate getting cold<br \/>\nBecause I do not like being wet<br \/>\nBecause I actually very prud<br \/>\nI do not like getting in and out of my bathtub.<br \/>\nSo I cry until I&#8217;m all wrapped up in my towel and look like E.T. (dixit Mummy).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/img_0216.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1543\" title=\"img_0216\" src=\"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/img_0216-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I hate getting cold Because I do not like being wet Because I actually very prud I do not like getting in and out of my bathtub. So I cry until I&#8217;m all wrapped up in my towel and look like E.T. (dixit Mummy).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,33],"tags":[37],"class_list":["post-1542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-photos","category-james-photos","tag-james"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1544,"href":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542\/revisions\/1544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minus.jolinest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}